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  Will Jehovah's Witnesses Populate Other Planets?

  by God_Delusion in

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  hi guys,.

  when i was growing up and pressured into having a bible study (although we didn't use the bible that much), i would ask my bible study conductor questions like:.

  why are there so many other planets?.

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  They already have... Planet 3L
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  February 2011 KM - no more daily text before service

  by Red Piller in

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  2. friends

  heard this today from a good source.

  my guess everybody is delaying leaving the service meeting - and this is an attempt to fix this.. that's what i see in our service groups - no one is in any rush to go out (again).

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  In my area there were 2 extremely old and frail ministerial servants who would defer to a pioneer sister (who was willing to place a paper napkin on her head) to do the daily text (from Mon thruogh Friday)... then, they would simply do the prayer and divide the group... On the weekends, the elders would then take over from A to Z...

  I really thought this was just an isolated anomoly in my congo... But maybe this was happening a lot more frequently than I thought at other congos...
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  Let Us Always Be Thank For The Food Provided By The Faithful And Discreet Slave "Corporation Deity"

  by frankiespeakin in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  do jehovah witnesses worship the governing body with adoration?

  what is the main party line proclaimed in the publications?

  is it not always be grateful for the spiritual food provided by the corporations deity called the faithful and discreet slave, and publicly decared to be faithful forever.

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  MissConfused... spot on!
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  Why do the GB need a new Bethel compound if the end is so close? Here is the "official" answer

  by sir82 in

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  2. friends

  as most of us know, the society is spending 10's of millions of dollars on a giant, state of the art, secluded bunker country club headquarters in very remote, isolated warwick ny.. the question that "some" have is, why?

  if armageddon is coming "very soon", why go to all that time & effort & expense?

  why have thousands of jws dedicating their time to this massive effort instead of the "lifesaving ministry"?.

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  The purpose of moving to Walkhill is to keep the bethel boys away from liquor stores...

  (The bethel boys liquour money is the Watchtower's next target on their cash flow hit list...)

  
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  Scriptural Grounds for divorce.....

  by stuckinamovement in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i was watching a dumb show with my dear wife.

  in the program a wife tried unsuccessfully to kill her husband.

  i remarked to my wife "if you ever did that i would divorce you!

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  (not sure what happened here... sorry for the triple post)
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  Scriptural Grounds for divorce.....

  by stuckinamovement in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i was watching a dumb show with my dear wife.

  in the program a wife tried unsuccessfully to kill her husband.

  i remarked to my wife "if you ever did that i would divorce you!

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  Also... If you come home early one day and catch your wife having sex with another woman or the family pet, that is NOT Spiritual Grounds for Divorce either...

  Watchtower October 1, 1956 Page 591 paragraph 20:

  Sodomy (or the unnatural intercourse of one male with another male as with a female), Lesbianism (or the homosexual relations between women), and bestiality (or the unnatural sexual relations by man or woman with an animal) are not Scriptural grounds for divorce. They are filthy, they are unclean, and God’s law to Israel condemned to death those committing such misdeeds, thus drastically putting these out of God’s congregation. But such acts are not adultery with the opposite sex, making the unclean person one flesh with another of the opposite sex. (Rom. 1:26-32) Yet there is a penalty of disfellowshiping attached to them.

  Sodomy (or the unnatural intercourse of one male with another male as with a female), Lesbianism (or the homosexual relations between women), and bestiality (or the unnatural sexual relations by man or woman with an animal) are not Scriptural grounds for divorce. They are filthy, they are unclean, and God’s law to Israel condemned to death those committing such misdeeds, thus drastically putting these out of God’s congregation. But such acts are not adultery with the opposite sex, making the unclean person one flesh with another of the opposite sex. (Rom. 1:26-32) Yet there is a penalty of disfellowshiping attached to them.

  Sodomy (or the unnatural intercourse of one male with another male as with a female), Lesbianism (or the homosexual relations between women), and bestiality (or the unnatural sexual relations by man or woman with an animal) are not Scriptural grounds for divorce. They are filthy, they are unclean, and God’s law to Israel condemned to death those committing such misdeeds, thus drastically putting these out of God’s congregation. But such acts are not adultery with the opposite sex, making the unclean person one flesh with another of the opposite sex. (Rom. 1:26-32) Yet there is a penalty of disfellowshiping attached to them.
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  587 BC vs 607 BC: VAT 4956

  by Londo111 in

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5ckh0lhmf4&list=plynx0om_bmgcurq9a8qz4xy6yrlznyx-l&index=6.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkau04g-bmi&list=plynx0om_bmgcurq9a8qz4xy6yrlznyx-l&index=7.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szllngobifm&list=plynx0om_bmgcurq9a8qz4xy6yrlznyx-l&index=8.

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  viewing later
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  Masturbation Vid article on Huffington Post

  by ShirleyW in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  now it's caught the attention of r. kelly who did some kind of remix or something, (didn't watch the remixed vid).

  i left a message that said everytime there's an article about jws in the news, all the dubs usually come out of the woodwork and leave their messages, but now there seems to be only a 5 messages.

  are they ashamed or something?.

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  ooops... yet another copyright infringment...

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytYykOop6HI

  HILARIOUS INTERPRETATION!
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  How to present Kingdom News No. 38....

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  kingdom ministry october 2013 page 4:.

  sample presentations.

  kingdom news no.38 .

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  Kingdom Ministry October 2013 page 4:

  Sample Presentations

  Kingdom News No.38

  “I’m sharing in a worldwide campaign to distribute this important message. Here is your copy.”

  Note: In order to cover the territory, keep your presentation brief. However, in some cases the householder may show genuine interest and may wish to converse. If so, you can ask his opinion about the question on the front, read to him the Bible’s answer as shown inside, and consider a portion of the tract’s contents, as time allows. Before leaving, show him the “To Think About” question on the back and arrange to return and discuss it.

  HOW INCREDIBLY INFANTILE!

  The actual quality of this "presentation" is really not important at all. What's really important here is to keep the presentation as brief as possible and then run like hell before you're asked any difficult questions that your dumbed-down JW brain is unable to process, much less answer... Really pathetic...
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  David Splane does not bow head when giving a prayer!

  by VM44 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  this is a report in spanish conerning david splane giving a prayer at a convention.. perhaps someone can translate it better, but google translate gave the following:.

  during prayer, should no longer be necessary to bow his head in a mass meeting, as was splane throughout the prayer, head up, down, left and right looking at all tiers, not hiding in the least.. so splane is looking all around at the sudience while giving a prayer?!!!.

  can someone confirm that is what the spanish text says?.

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  Allow me to translate... what that Spanish comment basically says is that David Splane looks around whenever there is a prayer in progress (not when he himself is doing the prayer). The second half of the comment is that David holds on to his wife very tightly while a prayer is in progress even after this practice has been banned by the WT...